[dropcap]T[/dropcap]he thought of having an affair has crossed every married man’s mind. Let’s face it: having sex with the same woman for sometimes 20 years gets old fast. It’s just the reality of being married and being a human being. Repetition gets stale, and doing the same thing over and over again gets boring.
Having an affair sounds like utter taboo to most men. Just the sheer thought of cheating on your wife might seem like the worst thing in the world. But if you really think about it, it could be the best thing you’ll ever do in your life, and it could be the spark that you so desperately need.
Having an affair with some sexy 20-year-old is the dream of any man, no matter how young or old you are. These girls are in their prime, and they’re smoking hot and ready for sex all the time. Cleaning out the pipes, so to speak, could invigorate your relationship, and make you a better partner to your wife, and it should also make your wife a better partner to you.
You might even learn a thing or two from your hot affair. You could then use these new tricks on your wife when you get home, and she will definitely love that!
But how do you get over the guilt and bad conscious that may creep up on you? Having sex in the moment is amazing, but then what happens if you feel bad about it afterward?
Rule #1: DON’T FEEL BAD!
Most men want to bang other chicks, but are programmed to think otherwise. Did you know that 75% of marriages involve men having affairs? It’s natural!
Rule #2: USE THE AFFAIR TO RELEASE TENSION
Working all the time is killer for your mood and well-being. If you have some really, really good sex with a younger girl, it’ll set you free, both physically and emotionally.
There is nothing worse than being trapped inside a shell with no escape from work or your daily life. Having an affair could be the medicine you were looking for to get rid of some unwanted tension.
Rule #3: REMEMBER TO HIDE YOUR TRACKS
You absolutely do not want to ruin your marriage. With all the legal mumbo jumbo and headaches that follow a divorce, you do not want to get caught having an affair.
That’s not to say that having an affair is bad, but I’m sure your wife won’t appreciate you having sex with another woman, even if it’s really good for your well-being.
So, how do you hide your tracks? Easy!
- If you’re talking to women online, delete your browsing history or browse the Internet in Incognito Mode. Incognito Mode is available on most web browsers. It should be in your settings.
- Don’t change your habits or patterns. If you start coming home 2 hours later than you normally do, your wife will instantly become suspicious. If possible, meet your affair during times when you’d normally be out running errands or something.
- Don’t accept any gifts or come home smelling different. Change your clothes if you have to! If you smell like perfume or come home with a new watch or something, you’re dead meat!
Other than that, you’re good to go. It’s perfectly natural to have an affair. Humans weren’t meant to be tied down to one woman. There’s a reason why ALL men look at other women when they’re with their wives, girlfriends, and fiancés.
So get out there and become a healthier man! Have an affair with the hottest chick you can find!