[dropcap]Y[/dropcap]ou don’t need us to tell you that cheating is bad. You know it’s bad. Yet you, like many other red-blooded males out there, wonder now and then whether the grass is greener on the other side. You’re curious to see what it’s like to have a bit of fun. Hell, you’re not even curious – you’re horny as fuck and you’re damn well tempted to try it.
Maybe you’ve read about other guys doing it and getting away with it. Maybe you’ve read about guys doing it and repairing their shattered relationships because of it. But let’s set the record straight with 5 terrifying reasons why cheating should never, EVER be considered.
Someone Will Always Find Out
You’ve heard the phrase ‘the perfect murder’ and you probably reckon you can get away with what you like to call ‘the perfect affair.’ But nothing is ever perfect, especially not a murder. And especially not an affair. Even if you romp with an alien on Mars with no witnesses, someone will always find out.
The Law Is On Her Side
If you’re married and have an affair, your wife is legally entitled to half of your stuff. Half.
And this isn’t even including all the other stuff she’s gonna totally destroy in anger.
So basically you’ll be left with about 20% of what you had in the first place. And that 20% is probably the crap you never even knew you had in the first place.
If you aren’t married, well, that’s okay, right?
Nope. There’s nothing like a woman scorned, bud.
You’ll Be Made To Feel Inferior
For a time, a new – secret – woman in your life will make you feel damn good. She’ll make you feel sexy and desirable again.
In the long term, though, she’ll make you feel like shit because she holds all the aces. She’s got you wrapped around her little finger, and when she’s finished with you, she’s gonna discard you like a used tissue to let you crawl back home to your wife with your tail between your legs.
Your Social Life Will Collapse
Ergo, it will DIE.
See, in medieval times, adultery was so bad that adulterers would be stoned to death. In some parts of the world, they still are. That’s how much we as people hate people who cheat.
For you, it means you’re gonna lose all those friends you made as a couple. No more dinner parties and double dates for you. Tex, the lone drunk fancies a whiskey, though …
The Grass Is Definitely Not Greener
Your girl is such a sweet, lovely, funny, kind and family oriented person that she’s just great. She has morals and values and that’s why you love her – even if you had become a bit bored.
The girl you’re cheating with? She’s having sex with a guy who will cheat, so of course she has no morals and values. She’s got no heart, man. You’re seriously gonna risk your long term relationship for a woman who has no boundaries?